Monday, December 13, 2010

Words of Wisdom

After a year and a half in the working world, I feel confident enough to make the following statement:

Work is a fattening activity that we do with our time.

I’m convinced of this. 

There is a never ending supply of food in our break room.

Just when we finish the coffee cake, someone brings in donuts.  Just when we finish the donuts, someone brings in brownies… Seriously???  Why do you do this to me?

I suppose an easy solution would be to turn away the sweets…just say no.  After all, no one is forcing us to eat them.

But that is not as easy as it sounds. 

After spending a majority of your time in a 4x4 cubicle, starring at a computer screen, anything sounds good.  And nothing makes the time go by faster then with a snack in hand as you work. 

So since I probably won’t be winning the lottery any time soon, pass me another brownie and I guess I should get back to work.