Friday, April 15, 2011

The Time Glee Lied to Me

I am kind of disappointed.

I feel like my best friend just lied right to my face.

And when I say best friend I mean the cast of Glee.
They are one person. One entity. And they are amazing.

But I am feeling very misled by them......

The other day I went to the dentist because I’m a grown up and that is what grown up people do.

And truth be told, it had been a long time since I had been.  
But after i found out John Mayer was lying when he said:
name that song?
i realized, umm i need to go.
and then my mind started to get all dramatic on me and by the end of the day i was convinced i had gum disease and my teeth were going to fall out
you know... just usual, rational grown-up behavior....


Even though I was a bit nervous to see the tooth fairy’s mortal enemy, I was also very excited because when my Glee friends went... amazing things happened.

My BFFS go to the local dentist who happened to be Uncle Jesse... i mean John Stamos

Lie #1: there was no Dentist John

While they were passed out on anesthesia, they go on a trippy ride through Britney Spears' biggest hits and get to dance and wear her amazing costumes.   
Lie #2: there were no diamond bodysuits, or school girl outfits, or yellow pythons.

i kept waiting for Brit to appear...for her music to start playing
but there was nothing.
just silence.
my heart broke.
little children cried.

Spring break.08.Bahamas.i tripped.Naturally, i cried.

If you can't trust Glee... who can you trust?
ponder that, blogosphere.

i swear, next they're going to tell me there is no Santa.

p.s. no cavities, no problems, virtual high five!
p.p.s. happy Friday!


Michelle said...

First and foremost- High five for no cavities.

Second- WTF? No John Stamos? What is this world coming too?

Third- I wanna run through the halls of my high school I wanna scream at the Top of my lungs

Fourth- I think we are long lost BFFs. I cry when I drink too much happy juice-a la bud light. Sometimes it is a happy cry. Sometimes its a sad cry. Sometimes it's an I don't know Why cry.

Fifth- Have a good weekend!!

Tracy said...

Dang it! I was so excited for my dentist appointment Monday!

Sarah said...

Glee is poison. Every time I think it's time to bust out into choreographed dance moves no one joins me.... And every time "Don't Stop Believing" comes on my officemate's radio and I jump up and belt it into my stapler, she just stares at me. And doesn't join in. Poison I say.

John Mayer is my favorite favorite favorite. No matter how douchey he gets.

Sam {} said...

yeah! high five!!

happy friday :)

Mistakenly Misunderstood said...

Ha! LOVE this. Made me lol!

Beth said...

you crack me up. i HATE the dentist. like loathe it.

and trust me...Glee won't tell you there is no Santa (see Christmas episode this season).

cailen ascher said...

haha great post! i needed some humor in my day : )

enjoying your blog - glad i stopped by. i'm your newest follower.


melissa said...

Ahahaha you are too adorable! This made me laugh! xoxo

Kelly Marie said...

hahah this is such a great post! I was doing the silent shoulder shake at work trying not to laugh outloud..haha

Megan said...

"No Such Thing" by John Mayer ;)

Meg O. said...

LOL. You're too hilarious.

This is somewhat off topic, but I have had the hugest crush on John Stamos ever since I could remember. Hottest man ever.

Ashley said...

Hahahaha! I wish the dentist was filled with happy things like Brit & Stamos. Yes, please. A girl can dream, right?

p.s. I am scared of the dentist every time I go. I'm pretty irrational. And I've never even had a cavity...I wonder how long I can possibly hold on to my winning streak? ;)

Alisha said...

Hehe loved this post, Chelsea!!

Happy Friday, deary :) :)

Michelle (michabella) said...

BAHAHAHA. I heart you more and more each day! I love Glee so much... but why must they let us down?! I love your pictures and their captions! You da bees knees.

Have a lovely weekend <3

Rorie said...

hahah!! this cracked me up! i love glee!

Rissy said...

no such thing. BAM!

ok now reading the rest...

Brittany said...

Hahaha sad..but still love Gleeee

Rissy said...

hahahah wow I really love you.

I wrote a whole post about how much I love my dentist... yep... oh and there are clearly pics of my teeth on that post ; )


Ashley said...

haha I'm due for a dentist appt soon... now I'm slightly dreading it even more since there promises to be no John Stamos OR diamond bodysuits...

Sara said...

Hahah this cracked me up! I can't waittttt for the new episode next week!

Meghan said...

I totally wish my life was full of song, like "Glee". Best show EVER.

meme-and-he said...

haha this post made me laugh...don't we all wish our life was like glee?? Things are way less exciting without improve singing and dancing.

Anonymous said...

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christine donee said...

Glee, how rude.

Julie said...

hahah this is a great post. glee=amazingness and dentists=ewie. I love your blog <3

Kandice said...


"uncle jesse... i mean john stamos"

Ed Hochhalter said...

I totally know how you feel. I went to my dentist recently and was sedated during an operation… there was no Britney Spears song that popped into my dream. It was a dream-less experience. LOL! But, I have to say, the Britney Spears episode is one of the best episodes of Glee.