Thursday, July 7, 2011

Hi I'm Matt. Hi I'm McKenzie.

i really hate to pull out the fake name card
but sometimes, guys leave me no choice.

its a little thing i tend to do from time to time.
have done it fooorever.
i blame my sorority and all the pledge parties they threw us into

it's made my girlfriends and i laugh. aaa lot.
and sometimes it really is necessary

... of course, stone got my real name.

but the other weekend. i met my match.

i saw a guy friend of mine, who then introduced me to a friend of his.
i said hi.. i'm Chelsea.
and his response:

"is that your real or your fake name?"

i'm sorry whaaaat ??
when oh when did the opposite sex learn about this little secret of ours??
ladies. we need to keep this top secret. no boys allowed!


Candace said...

Haha! I love this. I always refer to myself as Sasha.

Young and Fabulous said...

hi mackenzie! im chloe! (aka my fake going out name)

hahah YES boys are getting smarter. they know. they question it! and dont ever give them the Reject Hotline fake phone number (did that a time or two back in single days) because im pretty sure they know it by heart lol


Anonymous said...


Jenna said...

When I was in Rome last summer, my friend and I went around saying our names were "Lizzie and Miranda." We thought we were so clever with our "Lizzie McGuire Movie" reference...

I love giving out fake names though! My most popularly used one is "Gemma." I hope all boys aren't as smart as the one you encountered. That would ruin so much fun!

Ashley said...

this definitely needs to remain a secret! i use this quite frequently. the last time i did, i was "Mallory" in the grocery store! apparently i had the babysitter's club on my mind!

Chelsea said...

Haha, love it. Although my real name is also Chelsea, my girlfriends and I would have those nights where we'd use our "other" names and tell the guys we were from out of state or something. Sometimes, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

AllyM said...

hahahahaha that is for real awesomee.


Michelle said...

LOL! My fake name was Lyndie. Yes. Lyndie. Where it came from? Who knows. But it worked like a charm.

Megan said...

Hahahaha!! That is wonderful!!! And totally needed.

Sierra said...

I use a fake name when I go out as well! :)

katOUT said...

My name is

Katie Elizabeth said...

I can't believe he asked you if that was your real or fake name! I really didn't think guys knew about that ;)

xo katie elizabeth

Tucker said...

serrriously - mine was taylor in highschool, and hunter in college. boys aren't allowed to know these games we play.

Jordan said...

Hahaha I always tell boys my name is Amanda ;)

Miss Chelsea said...

Hahah I busted out a "Veronica" a few times in vegas

Jenni Austria Germany said...

i loooooove playing this game. in europe, i bring it up a notch. when people ask, "where are you from?" the sky is the limit.

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